I am not a lawyer.
This is not legal advice.


Condensed Version

1: CSI, Squirrel A rogue squirrel stirred up trouble between my neighbor and me.

2: The Property Maze Your driveway is my driveway. Literally.

3: Forgive Us Our Trespasses I sued my neighbor because she wouldn’t stop harassing my wife and me. She sued me back.

4: Over Exposed My neighbor’s lawyer said I exposed myself while I was trespassing on her property. (Spoiler: I didn’t.)